Saturday, September 15

Music, video style: Lets go running!

I go to the gym.
I feel kinda strange saying that, I have always felt that girls who watch what they eat at all or work out at all are annoying, not that these things made them annoying, but the idea that they were more focused on there body's than how amazing fried chicken is was annoying. So, naturally I compensated by over eating, hella, and it was delicious.

In the last couple months I have eaten less fried chicken and have been going to the gym, I think the seed was planted when my G-Ma was diagnosed with diabetes and then with a not so great heart due to eating shitty shit and not getting any physical exercise.

So now I eat less shitty shit and go to the gym.

You know what the gym is? Boring. Yes they have TVs but if you are running as hard as you can, pouring sweat, and feeling like your body is going to implode on itself are you really able to focus on whatever Rachel Maddow is currently talking about? No. Even worse are those fucking cooking shows playing on every other screen, I mean come on, food porn at the gym? That seems like a quick road to an eating disorder.
And i pods only work for your ears,what about your eyes?? What are your eyes to look at!?

My solution? Music videos.
One of the only times I ever actually want to dance, ever, is when I am watching some super fun, bad, catchy music video.

So

Dear 24hour fitness,
                    Amanda here, that girl who doesn't own proper workout clothes and got her shoes and sports bra at a the good will. Can you please hook up a couple of your TVs to a computer and have the poor bored looking desk people pick a bunch of stupid but energetic music videos for me to watch. Please? I would tip....!?

Some suggestions.


                                                                               Duh. Perf.

Everybody loves Beyonce, I think her and Jay-Z are our version of royalty. Also look at those legs move! Your just running, so stop complaining!

Its okay to think a little out of the box, pick a classic jam with a fast beat, even if it doesn't have the dance-y fit  people to go along with it, it makes up for that with actual lyrics (ish)!

I think this music video is perfect. You have so much to look at to distract you from your shitty lungs and week legs, not to mention the catchy-ness to keep you going!


In conclusion, I think this would make you fun, and I know you want to be fun right?! I want to be fun, so we all must want to be fun!!

Thank you. 

Love/Hate
Yours sometimes
Amanda

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